Total Medals Earned: 1,234 (From
157 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 22,870 Points
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
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Beat The First Boss
Beat The Second Boss
Beat the 3rd boss
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Complete Wave 1.
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Get the good ending
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Unlock 20 headlines
Destroy 5 servers, but you still won't stop WikiLeaks.
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small punks killed
10 Small rappers killed
5 Enemy killed
First blood
Mamas called
Metal guys superkicks called
First win
Emo gang is destroyed
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Small metal guys killed
Emo superkicks called
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Metalist gang is destroyed