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Are you kidding me?!

2010-02-12 17:41:09 by Impornant

Tom actually listened to my request and I no longer have the completely crappy name ss2-teen-gohan-ss2. I am now IMPORNANT!

Oh man Tom you don't know how much this means to me :D.



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I'm ADDICTED to medals.


Hmm Chinese Newgrounds

2009-04-01 17:56:57 by Impornant

Me like very much so.


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2009-01-03 17:37:07 by Impornant

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I'm back

2008-07-24 19:05:53 by Impornant

I've been in Europe the past three weeks and I just got back on the 16th. I'd like to say a little bit on each place I went to.

Greece: Wow, this place is full of history. We went to the Pantheon, some ancient amphitheaters, and the place where the first Olympic games were held. And that's only a couple of the places. We were in Greece about 5-6 days. One thing you want to know is that in Athens, many dogs roam the streets. Also, there is a lot of trash on the streets. But it was fun.

Italy: Again, this place if full of history. The Vatican is overrated. It's very boring inside and out. Venice is dirty, but it's still cool. It has speed limit signs (5 km/h where I was at) and I even saw a stoplight. It rained on us three times (one time on the gondola, one time while shopping with some people, and one time while we got on our boat (it also hailed while we were on our boat.)) Pompeii is pretty cool. You'll want to go to Florence if you go anywhere. Again, Italy is very dirty. We saw lines of trash three/four blocks long. We were in Italy around 8-9 days.

France: We were only here for two days. We were there for Frances independence day, but our group didn't get to go to the Eiffel Tower for the party. Notre Dame is boring. It's just a giant church. The Eiffel Tower is pretty cool. We had to wait three hours just to get on the elevator to the second floor. The top is boring because it's closed so you aren't out in open air.

All in all, it was fun.


R.I.P. George Carlin.

2008-06-23 16:14:25 by Impornant

Today is now George Carlin day on Newgrounds.

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O hai mr embed.

2008-04-17 17:22:43 by Impornant

Wut r u dewing tewday?

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Oh shits.

2008-04-13 01:21:02 by Impornant

My longest ban ever. :(

Oh shits.


Brett Favre is my dad.

2008-03-29 05:27:07 by Impornant

Funny you should ask that, because this is just a rough draft for an essay, but it's about how Brett Favre is my dad.

Brett Favre is someone you may or may not have heard of. Brett Favre liked to do 2 or 3 power hours before every Packers game. Brett Favre won a lot of games doing that, except for a year or two when he started doing them with Corona. Brett Favre threw the most interceptions those years.

Brett Favre often goes to the park with me and throws the football around with the dog. Brett Favre lets me play catch too if he's feeling generous and he isn't blacked out to the point that he forgets that I'm his son. Brett Favre also likes to barbecue horse hinds and pigs feet for family gatherings. Brett Favre tells a lot of jokes at these events, most of them about how cool a guy Brett Favre is which he is because he's my dad.

Brett Favre.

Brett Favre abused me as a child. Brett Favre would make me dress up like a cowboy and he'd whip me on my rump while making me sing the Brett Favre theme song which goes like this: Brett Favre! Brett Favre! Brett Favre! Brett Favre! Brett Favre! Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaavre.

Brett Favre makes great spaghetti. Brett Favre makes it before every game. Brett Favre then beat his wife while she made the spaghetti which exposes the lie that Brett Favre made spaghetti before every game. Brett Favre also beats his daughter because she is not as pretty as him. Brett Favre hates her for her inability to grow gray hair yet. Brett Favre hates everyone who isn't Brett Favre because nobody can pull off Brett Favre as well as Brett Favre can.

Brett Favre hates Kanye West and by extension all black people. Brett Favre named all 27 of his children Brett Favre and also his wife. Brett Favre adopts small Asian children so he can feed them to his dog to justify revenge for all the dog species on Asians. Brett Favre is level sixty
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Brett Favre once flew to the end of the world with Muhammad and the Bee. Brett Favre declared today to be Brett Favre Day and you're a douchebag in his mind for not wearing his jersey as you read this (BTW everyday is Brett Favre day). Brett Favre ultimately decides if you go to heaven or hell, so chances are 100% you're going to hell.

Brett Favre.

Criticism? Of course not because this essay is about Brett Favre.