Impornant's News

New Grounds

2012-02-09 02:21:08 by Impornant
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Enjoying the redesign. Like user images and leaving levels also present on the forums.

Only thing that sucks is something I don't know. I totally had something in mind to critique while I was writing this but I may or may not be under the influence of marijuana. So anyways, music.

Oh yea, tank_sm.gif is gone :(


Negros

2011-08-27 18:54:36 by Impornant

Hallo.


Incoming post

2011-01-21 00:18:01 by Impornant

Post posted.

Let's see. Update on my life.

Basically the same really. Found a couple buddies to smoke a little pot with. I'm pretty knowledgeable on the subject, but I'm book smart, not street smart. I smoked first in 6th grade, but I didn't smoke after that until freshman year. Now, as a senior, I'm starting to hang with this dude more and more and smoke a couple bowls with him a few times a month. Anyone with info on this kind of subject, I'd be glad to listen to you. Tips, tricks, types of weed, or if you just want to call me a bastard and that I'm going to hell for it. I'm welcome to anything.

Second update, I've got a date to a "romantic" dance at our school. AND I GOT ASKED HOLY SHIT! She's actually pretty cute, so I'm excited. I'll keep you guys updated on the situation, because my personal life is the coolest thing on Impornant.newgrounds.com. If anything dating or sexual comes outta this, I'll probably post a picture.

Finally, a couple quick updates. I've got a possible internship at our local ISP so that's pretty cool. Completing the internship nets me a free laptop, so that'd be great. Also, next month is my birthday, and I'm planning on getting a tattoo on my hand. I've been thinking about it for two years, so I've definitely thought about it long enough.

Shit.


About time to make a new post

2010-12-22 01:50:43 by Impornant
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Well it's almost Christmas.

Anyways, I'd better update things. I broke things off with my girlfriend, who's crazy and clingy, I'm on winter break right now, and I've been accepted to a University. So yea, things have been going pretty well.

Feels weird knowing it's my last year in my High School. I actually had a lot of fun with the people there. Good thing the students at the University I'm going to are known to throw some good parties, so at least I'll have fun there.

So yea, life's good. Merry Christmas, Merry Jewmas, Merry Black Holiday.



I found a girly girl on the trip with me while I went to Australia. Needless to say, I whipped out my penis and she immediately wanted me.

But yea, so I've had a girl the last month and shit.

Oh, happy clock day fags. You all suck though because this is one weak clock day.

OH AND MOTHERFUCKERS I WANNA POST THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE AGAIN BUT NOOOOOOOOOO WHY CAN'T I >:[


So Australia...

2010-07-26 04:09:02 by Impornant

Pretty freakin amazing not gonna lie. It's like a redneck United Kingdom. So yea, I felt right at home since I live in Redneck, USA.

Surfing is awesome too. Got up about 3 times all the way. Woo.

Probably gonna move there someday. Shits fucking expensive there though. $2 for a fucking CAN of coke. And not the good coke.

Oh yea, shitpisscockfuck.


So what 2 months since my last news post?

2010-07-07 21:08:31 by Impornant
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So uh... going to Australia in 3 days.

FUK I HAVE NOTHING ELSE THAT IS INTERESTING.

Here's some tits for your enjoyment


It's time for a new header

2010-05-11 17:31:18 by Impornant
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But I'm TOO DAMN LAZY to make one.

Never fuckin' mind. I just decided to steal a header like my old one, only fixed.


Cause you people care

2010-04-10 15:35:47 by Impornant

Filler text.

Cause you people care


If this doesn't make it to the front page...

2010-03-30 01:12:54 by Impornant
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I will be very sad.
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